Eat Bacon -> Grow Beard -> Wear Shirt
For those of you that can grow an Epic-Alaskan-Homesteader-Turned-Operator Beard, you probably don’t need a shirt in the first place… you can just wrap yourself up in your own furry chin-blanket and stay warm for the winter.
But, for the rest of us that fall in the “clean shaven” to “well kept beard” categories, this shirt by Dstein Dzigns allows you to show off your inner Rip Van Winkle without getting tossed out of your local 7-11 for indecent exposure.
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